


Puppy Love

by ForgetlessAndMeaningless



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2011-08-24
Updated: 2011-08-24
Packaged: 2015-05-07 16:52:20
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 352
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7320401/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2748239/ForgetlessAndMeaningless
Summary: Drabble. A look at Sam and Freddie's relationship, through Spencer's eyes. Rated T for slight language and implied sex.





	Puppy Love

Spencer knew it all along:

The first time I noticed something funky between Sam and Freddie was the day they kissed. When the two came back to the apartment, they were both red-faced and stole glances at each other every chance they got. I knew they shared the one thing they just blew up about out.

I thought it was a bit much when Carly flipped out about them hiding their kiss. I don't blame them. Freddie seemed to have finally moved on from her, and didn't want to taint that. But every time he seemed to drift away from her just a bit, she reeled him back in with false hope and floppy passion. I love my sis, but she likes to have _everything _she can't. Including my dignity. She keeps trying to take it. Anyway, at that point, both Sam and Freddie were into too deep.

When Carly told me _Sam _was the one to make a move on Freddie, I acted surprise. Was I? NO. _Finally_, Sam came to her senses and saw the great thing her and Freddie shared. A crazy and complicated friendship blossomed into a somewhat... mutual understanding of attraction. Then, the kiss on iCarly, I knew I was right. They were in love. A cute puppy love. AWWW.

Well, I though so anyway. Cute, little innocent love. I was _wrong_.

Carly and I had just gotten back from the Groovy Smoothie. Sam and Freddie stayed behind to work on "tech stuff." RIGHT. I was helping out with the web show that night, so I headed up with her, Blueberry Blitz in tow.

That's when I saw one of the few things in my life that I would have wished to have never seen.

Freddie mid-thrust on my own damn beanbag.

Sam screamed, and Freddie did the same. They scrambled for clothes, and I covered my eyes. Carly ran out of the room, screaming,

"Can't unsee the seen! Can't unsee the seen!"

I said, "Use protection, kids."

With that, I left.

No matter what, I was right. Bitches.


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